E103 Your Independence Day

Okay, what just sucks for you right now? Declare your independence from it. Like a warrior soldier.

Unchain me now!

Identify the source and declare Game On! I like to keep things pretty clean here, so I urge you to use your imagination.

Go screw yourself, skinny jeans in the back of my closet!

Up yours Jake Tapper, I’m changing channels!

Hey there, my grown ass kids, I’m declaring my independence from being your personal ATM!

%$@!! I’m done worrying about money, I’m going to a ***ing financial planner this week.

It’s a matter of perspective, and I’m feelin’ it!

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